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Andrew Cuomo
Unwanted Touch, Unchecked Power.
At AndrewCuomo25.com, we turn mass death into PR strategy, assault into charm, and shame into royalty checks. While bodies piled up and women spoke out, we booked interviews, banked millions, and blamed everyone else. Call it what you want, we call it executive leadership.
About Me
My Mission
I specialize in gaslighting the public, intimidating accusers, and spinning preventable death into political gold. With deep expertise in rewriting timelines and dodging responsibility, my team is committed to one goal: Protecting my ego at any cost...truth, victims, and body counts be damned.
Testimonials
“Partnering with Andrew Cuomo was a game-changer. His expertise in burying scandals, dodging subpoenas, and making manslaughter sound like a leadership win really helped me ‘connect.' Mostly with lawyers.”
— Former Aide, Now in Therapy
"Andrew brings a fresh, shameless approach to his campaign. His talent for rewriting reality, threatening dissenters, and turning body bags into talking points made a real impact, mainly on public trust.”
— Senior Advisor, Still Under Investigation
“The crisis management from Cuomo's team is exceptional. Whether it's silencing accusers, fudging death counts, or gaslighting entire newsrooms, they handle every scandal with cold, calculated brilliance.”
— Former Communications Director, Currently Ghostwriting the Sequel
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